Black Sebabbit Quiz Show Intro (feat. Black Sebabbitt) Songtext

Fine day, isn't it, friend? (hmm)

'cuse me, sir, did you hear the latest Eddie Fish album? (yeah)

I'm going'a call Red

Ah, hello, Red, boy, yeah

Say, the other morning I was feeling a little bit bedraggled

Felt like a wet fish rag, walkin' down the street

People were comin' up to me sayin, "You don't have that normal stride that you normally do."

That's why we call it normal.

You seem abnormal today, Red

What's the matter?
You know, Red,

You 'n me've been pals a lot time, right?

Well, Red, this is kinda hard ta say

but there's something about the way you,

well, I don't know what it is, Red

There's is some sorta way I just can't read ya anymore, buddy

Can't read ya like a book.

Read ya like I once could

What is it Red?

Is it a problem with a gal?

Has your draft card come up?

What's the matter?

Do your T-Rations no longer serve your purpose?

What's your purpose in life, Red?

You want to know more and more and more.

Red, knowledge isn't the answer

You can know every little bit of trivia in the book

Why, you can even go on a quiz show and flaunt it

But that's not gonna really tell you about the truth in life

The truth in life, friend, is found in one place, and one place only

That's the El Gonquin

Where they serve martini's from 5 to 7 for 50 cents a piece.

50 cents a pop, and you're feelin' swell

Bring a gal with ya, and you get her in for free

Walk out with out her, and it's twenty-three ska-doo for all of us there, Red

Ah-ha-ha