Biggest Asshole In The Room Songtext
Please give it up
For the biggest asshole in this room
He always fucks it up
And yet he acts as if he′s cool
And above everyone else
I wonder where he gets it from
His own girlfriend can't stand him
I think she′s on the run
And you cannot talk to him
For the biggest asshole in this room
He always fucks it up
And yet he acts as if he′s cool
And above everyone else
I wonder where he gets it from
His own girlfriend can't stand him
I think she′s on the run
And you cannot talk to him
He's stuck in his own ways
He only thinks about himself
Won't listen to what you say
His girlfriend slowly realizes
She made a mistake
To love him is a curse
She wonders how to get away
I don′t think that I will treat you better
Than him
But I wanna stay with you forever
That′s it
One day I will be a grown up too
Who knew
Not the biggest asshole in the room
He's always scared to draw the short end of the stick
Actually, he likes it when she′s calling him a dick
These are his confessions
This is what he's dealing with Trying to be a better guy while still trying to get rich
And you′re so in love with him, it fills you with shame
His fucked up personality just gets in the way
His behavior never matches all the things that he says
But whatever happens it don't matter
He knows you′ll stay
I don't think that I will treat you better
Than him
But I wanna stay with you forever
That's it
One day I will be a grown up too
Who knew
Not the biggest asshole in the room
And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier
And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier
And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier
He only thinks about himself
Won't listen to what you say
His girlfriend slowly realizes
She made a mistake
To love him is a curse
She wonders how to get away
I don′t think that I will treat you better
Than him
But I wanna stay with you forever
That′s it
One day I will be a grown up too
Who knew
Not the biggest asshole in the room
He's always scared to draw the short end of the stick
Actually, he likes it when she′s calling him a dick
These are his confessions
This is what he's dealing with Trying to be a better guy while still trying to get rich
And you′re so in love with him, it fills you with shame
His fucked up personality just gets in the way
His behavior never matches all the things that he says
But whatever happens it don't matter
He knows you′ll stay
I don't think that I will treat you better
Than him
But I wanna stay with you forever
That's it
One day I will be a grown up too
Who knew
Not the biggest asshole in the room
And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier
And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier
And you, and you, and you, and you will be happier
