Best Friends Song Songtext

Stephen Lynch

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Best Friends Song Songtext
I like my toast buttered
I like mine dry
I dig the beatles
I'm a stones kinda guy
I have fine tastes
I like things too
I wanna stay up all night
I just wanna sleep with your sister

"I'm sorry, what did you just say?
What?
You just said something about you wanna-"

I like the sunshine
I wanna nail your sister
"There you just said it again-"
I like Julia Robert's Movie
I just wanna fuck the shit out of your sister.

Well tyke, it would rule
"What are you talking about?"
If you say its cool
"It's not cool"
I'd go pick her up, at her Junior High School
"Woah, that sister?"


Yeah your sister, yeah, I wanna fuck your sister. I wanna fuck her in fucking face, and then cum all over her fucking hair, and stick it in her eyeball-(unintelligble)

"You can't skullfuck my sister! Wait, woah. You wanna fuck my sister?
Yes.
You wanna fuck my sister?
Yeah.
$26.50"