Backstage Bukkakke With Paris Hilton?? Um, No. . .no No No No No Songtext

turn on Fox 5 one day
(who's this whore?)
and this shriviled up thing won't go away
(who's this whore?)
life is a gas when you don't have an ass
and your best freind looks like a pig
a 90 pound weakling like me would break her like a twig