Assholes Songtext

Everybody woke up to some new disaster

Wearing all the makeup and playing the bastard

Call me up to go out

But you just make it so hard to breathe



is this what you call free

is this why you keep bothering me



Pass another cream ale and give me a haircut

If you want me to smile then fire me you fuck
I don't feel like waiting

Waiting here to catch a disease

(no don't catch it, no don't catch it)



Come a little closer and sing me a love song

I will be the bad guy and you will be damm wrong

I just wanna stay up

And watch you fall asleep under me



is this what you call free

is this why you keep bothering me

(hey hey hey)



everybody grew up and gave you the finger

every high school sweetheart married a swinger

come on keep on knocking

but you know she's the lock and the key



is this what you call free

is this why you keep bothering me