Alphabet Song Songtext

Well there was Anna from Austin And Betty from Boston And Caroline from down in Tennessee. I was out to get Through the alphabet Until I hit that terrible Z. Well L was a breeze With Lottie and Louise. And M with Mavis and Marie. I had little trouble; With most, I could double Until I hit that terrible Z Then I met Xona From way out it Pamona I said, "this is fate, I complete." But I thought what chagrin When she told me in the end It started with an X and not Z. Now I'm looking for Zelda Cause I've never held a Girl whose name begins with a Z. And I'm gonna hate myself If I die and don't date my self A girl whose name begins with a Z.