Act Pottery Songtext
They're gonna make me do more movies
Now they've made a big star out of me
They make lame films and they pay me lots of money
And all I gotta do is, act Pottery

Well they'll touch up my forehead with a big scar
I'll get a wand and do some crazy spells
The CG has made me a big star
Cause I can't really act so well
Well I hope you'll come and see my latest movie
See me type-cast to the nth degree
Everyone thinks Harry is yours truly
But all I really do is, act Pottery

Well I can't believe these films are really ending
And I'm not yet an Oscar nominee
I'm a twenty-something, has-been child actor
And all I ever did was, act Pottery

Well I guess I should put an ad on craigslist
But I can't type, and I don't know how to spell
I could be that crazy kid in Equus
Cause I can play the part au naturel

Well I hope you'll come and see the latest movie
And ignore the fact that I'm quite elderly
The biggest tool that ever hit the big time
Cause all I ever do is, act Pottery