22 Grand Songtext
Damn
This bitch tried to trip me like hell nah (where the f*ck is Rosh?)
I don't even know how to tell y'all
Honestly, I hope this bitch go to Hell, y'all
I was tryna get my lil' rocks off
Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off (wow)
Damn, that shit really scarred me for life
And y'all wanna know how the story go right? (On God)
Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
This bitch tried to trip me like hell nah (where the f*ck is Rosh?)
I don't even know how to tell y'all
Honestly, I hope this bitch go to Hell, y'all
I was tryna get my lil' rocks off
Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off (wow)
Damn, that shit really scarred me for life
And y'all wanna know how the story go right? (On God)
Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, so she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Is this gay? Is this straight?
I don't know, I just know that I paid for some wiener, huh
Then she start swinging that wood
She was swinging it good, looked like prime Derek Jeter, huh
Shit, I think I might beat her
Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener
That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor
Bae, take off them jeans, I ain't talking 'bout skeeter
I was like, "Bae, can you give me a refund?"
She was like, "What? Like you ain't never seen one?"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I need one"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll beat one"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll eat one"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll please one" I done spent all my money
Now she gon' sit here and look at me funny
Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, so she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, so she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Man, she came to my crib I was hyped
I pulled down her pants and saw pipe
I was like, "Oh my God, is it real?"
Then she looked at me like, "Mhm"
Bruh, that bitch had a dick
Bruh, that bitch had a dick
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Is this gay? Is this straight?
I don't know, I just know that I paid for some wiener, huh
Then she start swinging that wood
She was swinging it good, looked like prime Derek Jeter, huh
Shit, I think I might beat her
Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener
That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor
Bae, take off them jeans, I ain't talking 'bout skeeter
I was like, "Bae, can you give me a refund?"
She was like, "What? Like you ain't never seen one?"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I need one"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll beat one"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll eat one"
I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll please one" I done spent all my money
Now she gon' sit here and look at me funny
Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, so she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a dick
Told her get out my house, so she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight
Man, she came to my crib I was hyped
I pulled down her pants and saw pipe
I was like, "Oh my God, is it real?"
Then she looked at me like, "Mhm"
Bruh, that bitch had a dick
Bruh, that bitch had a dick
