You're the Dream, Unicorn! Songtext

My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere
I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares
My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere

If I sang instead of screamed
When you crushed me with your Corvette
Would you trade your jet for a microphone
And record the opera of deathbeds?

I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares
My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere
I'm the unicorn with tar teeth chewing spandex nightmares
My spine's a limousine that drives all night but never goes anywhere
Stare into the gruesome lights all night and never see a fucking thing
We count weddings on our fingertips and wonder why our love's so cheap

Vegas, you're my dream unicorn
Summer, dress so apocalyptic
Vegas, you're my dream unicorn
Summer, dress so apocalyptic
In glossy treetops teens clap while they kiss
In neon pastures pin-ups hook to your chest
Out on the streets at night the money's well spent
And pissed-off babies turn to pissed-off children