You're Only Second Rate Songtext

I must admit, Your parlor tricks are amusing I bet you've got a bunny Under your hat! Now here's your chance To get the best of me, Hope your hand is hot! C'mon, clown, Let's see what you've got! You try to slam me With your hardest stuff But your double whammy Isn't up to snuff I'll set the record straight You're simply out of date You're only second rate! You think your cat's a meanine, But your tiger's tame You've got a lot to learn About the genie game So for your information, I'll reiterate You're only second rate! Men cower at the power In my pinky My thumb is number one On every list But if you're not convinced That I'm invincible, Put me to the test! I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest! Go ahead and zap me With the big surprise Snap me in a trap, Cut me down to size I'll make a big escape It's just a piece of cake You're only second rate! You know, your hocus-pocus Isn't tough enough And your mumbo-jumbo Doesn't measure up Let me pontificate Upon your sorry state You're only second rate! Zaba-caba-dabra! Granny's gonna grab ya! Alakazam-da-mus And this thing's bigger than the both of us! So spare me your tremendous scare! You look horrendous in your underwear! And I can hardly wait To discombobulate I'll send ya back and packing In a shipping crate You'll make a better living With a spinning plate You're only second rate!