You Think It Is My Chastity Belt, But They Are My (True) Metal Underpants Songtext

I wear the metal underpants because
I am the metal valvassor in the kingdom of the true steel

You think I wear a chastity belt but you are a poser
And you don't understand that they are my metal underpants
Because I have an ass of steel

I have the dick of iron but it's not a prothesis
I have it because I am all made of steelmetal