You Don't Know Me (Why Am I So Fat?) Songtext

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You Don't Know Me (Why Am I So Fat?) Songtext
You Don't Know What It's Like Being Fat
You Don't Know What It's Like Being Called An Overweight Twat
And I Know My Penis Is There
But I Haven't Seen It For 25 Years

I Know It's There All Covered In Hair
Beneath The Layers and Layers And Layers
I Know It's There But Where Oh Where?
Beneath The Layers Of Flab
You Don't Know What It's Like When They Stare
You Haven't Got A Clue, And You Probably Don't Care
You Don't Know How I Feel When I'm Sad And I Have To Feast
You Don't How I Feel When I Know That I'm Morbidly Obese

I Like To Eat It Makes Me Feel Better
So Then I Can Go And Write Another Letter
To Complain About M&S Not Hvaing my Size
I Got XXXXXL Thighs

Yeah Yeah

What I Fall Down I Can't Get Up
When I Sit Down I Can't Stand Up
Sometimes I Get Stuck Inside Of Chairs
Sometimes I Fall Through The Stairs

I Like To Eat Pies And Sweets and Sugar
I Like To Eat Bacon Wrapped In Butter
I Like To Flip Pancakes Drizzled With Syrup I Like To Cook Chicken and Eat It All Up
I Like To Chow Down On Chinese Food
Ten McDonalds A Week is Good
KFC is Good For Me
My Favourite Chocolate Bars Gotta Be a Bounty

Why Am I So Fat?
(Why Is He So Fat?)
Why Am I So Fat?
(Why Is He So Fat?)
Why Am I So Fat?
(Why Is He So Fucking Fat?)
Why Am I So Fat?
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