Willy In The Air Songtext

â??It's you that's got the problem, not her!â?

Every time we meet she closes her ears
In case I've got something sensible to say
As if I'm a six foot intellectual midget
That's unfortunately got in her way â??
She's Mrs Cleancut with a stupid haircut
I wish I didn't have to see her everyday...

Because all I want to do is yell â??Ya boo sucks!â?
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
â??It's you that's got the problem, not her!â?

I'm not being childish or unreasonable, infantile
Its not me that's in the wrong
But it makes me so angry
I could write a song!

The eyes in her head are angled in a way She can look down her nose at people like me
She's got a superglue fixed smile
It looks like a reptile looking the other way
She's married to Mr Powerbrain, She's Mrs Goodmum
I wish I didn't have to see her everyday...

Because all I want to do is yell â??Ya boo sucks!â?
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
â??It's you that's got the problem, not her!â?

And all I want to do is yell â??Ya boo sucks!â?
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
â??It's you that's got the problem, not her!â?
â??It's you that's got the problem, not her!â?
â??It's you that's got the problem, not her!â?