What's That Noise? Songtext

Check, one, two..., what's that noise?
Check, CHECK..., what is that noise??
HEY ALX, What's that noise???
C'mon guys, seriously, WHAT'S THAT FUCKIN' NOISE????
COUGH, COUGH, HACK..., HOLY SHIT IS IT LOUD, WHAT IS THAT NOISE?????
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! WHAT'S THAT NOISE??????
STOP IT!!!, OH GOD HELP ME..., WHAT'S THAT NOISE???????
I CAN'T TAKE IT, COUGH, COUGH, OH GOD, WHAT'S THat noise.....