Weatherman Songtext
Jack-knife on the side of the road
Wind coming out of the east
We just left Barry and his bride at the Motel San Louise
He had one too many Brandies
Oh I should have stopped him long ago
But what kind of man tells another man
When he's had his full

Oh the Weatherman said
There'd be another full moon tonight
How come he's always right?

Tow truck on the side of the road
Twenty questions 'bout the wreck
Salty-dog driver just happy to see
That we didn't go off the cliff
Said I might need some stitches
To fix up the cut on my head
All in all, coulda been worse
Coulda winded up for dead

Oh the Weatherman said
There'll be another full moon tonight
How come he's always right?
How come he's always right?

Sunrise on the side of the road
Picked up Barry and we headed to the sand
The four of us
Sat in the ocean wind
I said "Barry When are you gonna grow up
And finally put those Brandies down?"
He said, "Soon as you and that car of yours
Start to slow down"

Oh the Weatherman says
There'll be another full moon tonight
Oh, how come he's always right?

Oh the Weatherman says
There'll be another full moon tonight
How come he's always right?
How come he's always right?
How come he's always right? Yeah.