There Will Be No Apocalypse Songtext

Do you understand this? There will be no apocalypse.
Let's make this very clear: You will probably be alive tomorrow.
Yes, religion is wrong - There will be no rapture.
You will not end up in heaven OR hell
and everyone who does not rush headlong into suicide
will remain in purgatory for the rest of their lives.
I'll shake your shoulders and shake my fists to make sure you get this:
There will be no apocalypse, and you don't need to die.
We'll see the sun tomorrow, gleaming out from behind the smoke
The pigeons will make their rounds.