The Rap of Tasmania Songtext

But I think it's kind of nice when it's all slippery and smooth (smooth)
Some women just don't have a lot of hair
And to say they all look eight years old is really unfair (yeah)

I dig the jungle, I dig the rubyfruit (uh)
Just like a pirate, I dig the booty
You say you got the map, I say you got the treasure (uh)
Your hair can mark the spot where I can dig for pleasure

I like it fuzzy (yeah), I like it bare (uh huh)
But most of all, I really don't care
So let me clarify what I'm trying to say:
There's a thousand ways to shave it. Do it your own way!
Do it your own way!