The New Pokerap Songtext

Yo bro I can help you with that!

Hey Brock!

I'll do all the singing and you take care of the raps!

All right, let's go!

Pikachu, Squirtle

Venusaur, Arcanine

Diglett, Jigglypuff

Muk

Oh, I know these guys!

Asscloud, Nippleclamp
Poopypants, Dingledoodle

Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger

Beefhead, Clock

Whoa...

Haterade, Bubbledump

Overdraft, Headcheese

Picklefeet, Frontbutt

Softbrick, Commoncore

Underloaf, Chairwolf

Manateets, Freebase

Nickleback, Lumbersack

Tinyhead, Door!

A-are you serious? You're not making those up, those are real?

Hah-ah! You know it bro! Gotta catch 'em all.

Well, it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!

Oh, there are more.

Really? Wait,

I'm immediately sorry that I asked!

We've got...

Jigglystuff, Adamsapple

Frognut, Waterbottle

Candyass, Tracklighting

Piccadilly, Man

Lamborguineapig, Artstudent

Tinklebird, Flavorsaver

Trainlick, Coffeemunch

Poodlehat, Dataplan

Wondernug, Telechubby

Ravermouse, Milkstain

Yogafish, Oldperson

Freezeclump, Ponysquirt

Oilyshorts, Daftsweater

Pop-a-squat, Hairystuff

Wetsock, Shatternut

Noodlearm, Shirt.

They're running out of ideas and I can't take anymore!

Don't worry, there's only a couple left.

How many?

Uh, 300, 064.

No!

Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath

Archumitt, Pillowbite

Drumsolo, Actuallysatan

Wenisfriend, Dinobooty

Zenadieu, Clevergirl

Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail

Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddlyhoodly

Snaggletoosh, Poolboy

Drizzlenip, Spatulander

Thumaermine, Bunchanugget

Manglerubber, Catdeer

Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough

Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart

Freeingburglars, Orataint

Monkeychunk, Beer.

Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital.

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Aaah! My sack. My sweet, sweet sack.


(Thanks to Michael Wayland for these lyrics)