The Greatest Love Song Songtext

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The Greatest Love Song Songtext
All I need is a catheter and lobotomy

Everything will be clean and clear and clutter-free

Take my hand and we'll go off to the promised land

Tip-toe through the tulips, vacancy is so grand



It's a union made in heaven

Everyone will attend a reception

Consummate with no conception

Our world will be perfection



I'll have a hysterectomy

And we'll live our lives problem-free

No need to think independently

Your vasectomy will make our world complete



It's a union made in heaven

Everyone will attend a reception

Consummate with no conception

Our world will be perfection



We'll talk alike, we'll act alike

We'll never fight

We'll eat the same, dress the same

We are the same



Proverbial monogomy

Ménage à trois - that's not for me

We two are one, it's not for some

But it's all that I need



It's a union made in heaven

Everyone will attend a reception

Consummate with no conception

Our world will be perfection



It's the greatest love song (x7)

It's the greatest, greatest love song