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Kitty Pryde

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Thanks Kathryn Obvious Songtext
If you write down the things that make me cool, it's a short list
I don't wanna talk about my small wrists
It's been a while since my last kiss, cause I mean
It's hard to find a nice techie
I should be alternative like Becky, cause she's pretty and she's sexy
I'm probably just mad because nobody gets me
And all I ever wanna do is sit in my room
And watch Spiderman lose to Dr. Doom

I miss the days before everybody thought I was a stalker
I've always been the dork-ass, jammed inside the locker
'Cause I thought I was Sheena, you know, a punk rocker?
Til I grew into wanting to be Flocka
And everybody hates it
What a shocker
I've been hot since grade school soccer
When the coach tried to put me on the bench I fucking shot her
Nah, I'm just kidding
I'm a lawyer's daughter

I'm not a bad-ass, I'm not awesome
I'm a little ginger wuss, I'm Bubbles, I'm not Blossom
On the VIP list I'm at the bottom
I've been hiding in my closet all summer and autumn
And watching Jimmy Neutron, and dying of boredom
And all my friends hate me, because I ignore them
To talk to Base Ferrell
And fuck swag, and slug and shit

And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with

Fuck this
Everyone in Florida is a sham
So I went back to Hollywood specifically for Cameron
And right after I landed in L.A.X
I ran into my ex and he looked a little vexed
They said, "Is there a problem?"
Yes
He said, "California hates you bitch, why'd you bother?"
I just came for the fries with the carne asada
And to prove that I can go a lot harder
Then Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
But whatever I'm in Louisiana
With my baby James
Consider your post flamed
If without him
You probably wouldn't even know my name

So he's one of the hundreds that I'm in love with
Along with everybody else I'm in love with
And all the other people I'm in love with
Everybody else I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I've been in love with
And everybody else that I didn't love with
And everybody else that says they love me
I mean all the shine on mine is lovely
I feel like such a lucky little kid like Cudi
And if you don't like me
I know that I'm sucky
And nobody likes my music, they just kinda wanna fuck me
So here you go, here's your shoutout's honey
Hi
Nancy
Christian
Michael
Brad
Noah
Matt
Dani
And that asshole who said that can't stand me on YouTube
Wearing some dumb Slayer band tee
Have fun dealing with those six fans
Fucker
Saying I copied Odd Future, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm just a little girl, stop picking on me on the internet
Telling people to be mean to me on last.fm
Okay
I'm telling on you