Stupendous Songtext

This ain't a drought, nah, bitch, this a doodle
Tryna feed me soup without the noodle
Got your man in the booth, and we can noodle
I-I don't really get down like you do
All these niggas say they pits, but they really puddles
Motherfuck a high maintenance
Testin' my motherfuckin' patience
In the doctor's office, just waitin' (Ayy)

Hope I'm not pregnant with your baby
You'rе not my main, you my maybe
Beep-beep, puff, they call me Jay-Z
But I'm also Jada G
So what havе you done for me lately?

Stupendous
I'm a star, gather 'round, I need a witness
I'm doin' good (Good, good) stupendous
I went ballin' on these hoes, it's [?]
I just woke up from a nap and got three checks
Lazy bitches, got my foot on their neck
I like to ball and I wreck, call me Miley
What's good?
Talk behind my back, I'll make you smiley
Throw your net, baby, no Kylie
Yeah, I'm stuntin' on you, very kindly
I rep my young [?], can't deny me
I don't stand in line, I get in for free

Hope I'm not pregnant with your baby
You're not my main, you my maybe
Beep-beep, puff, they call me Jay-Z
But I'm also Jada G
So what have you done for me lately?

Stupendous
I'm a star, gather 'round, I need a witness
I'm doin' good (Good, good) stupendous
I went ballin' on these hoes, it's [?]

I like my pancakes with syrup
They playin' my song at the party so I turn up
Just bussin' my tire on the motherfuckin' curb
(Ho, don't you see the car?) Ooh
(Do not do that, yes, you did, what?)
I guess I gotta call Triple A
Triple A, under fifty mile, so I ain't gotta pay
Got here in a jiffy
No traffic, no delay
I'm relaxed, just like a spliffy
Haters actin' iffy

Hope I'm not pregnant with your baby
You're not my main, you my maybe
Beep-beep, puff, they call me Jay-Z
But I'm also Jada G
So what have you done for me lately?

Stupendous
I'm a star, gather 'round, I need a witness
I'm doin' good (Good, good) stupendous
I went ballin' on these hoes, it's [?]

Wow
Marky Style
Haha, okay
Yeah

Flyana Boss on my titties
Your boyfriend think I'm [?]
He only gas me 'cause he thought he saw a bitch on TV (Uh-huh)
No, no, I am not Rudy
I'm sweet just like a smoothie
Remember that he lyin' if that nigga say he knew me
Got itty bitty titties
Your big boo tryna get me
He only come around 'cause I'm the hottest in the city
I like them girls on IG
Own extra bodies
Stretch marks and cellulite, baby boy, step for me

Yeah, I'm judgin' him like Judy (Ooh)
Ooh, I get moody (Uh-huh)
He wipe me down like Boosie
Then I slide on him like Toosie
Yeah, I'm judgin' him like Judy
Ooh, I get moody
He wipe me down like Boosie
Then I slide on him like Toosie

Yeah, Goofy is a dog, but so was Pluto
You say all your friends fake, but so is you though
Get a clue (Ooh)
Call you blue (Call you blue)
Where are you? (Where are you?)
Scooby-Doo (Woof-woof, woof-woof)
If you live with dogs, you gon' get fleas
Better be an Andre, big boy clean
Never had patience waitin'
If he rude, I call his Uber
If you fuck with her, then you gon' see these
Gotta be approved by my bestie
Never had patience waitin'
He a L, seven loser

Yeah, I'm judgin' him like Judy (Ooh)
Ooh, I get moody (Uh-huh)
He wipe me down like Boosie
Then I slide on him like Toosie
Yeah, I'm judgin' him like Judy
Ooh, I get moody
He wipe me down like Boosie
Then I slide on him like Toosie

Judy
Ooh, ooh
Judy
Ooh, ooh