Snowboarding Songtext

This phallic snowboard beckons my sensuality The silence of the snowfall is playing with my concentration These blasted goggles hinder the shading from this god-forsaken run Whipper, snappers, whipping by, shredding by Carving through my heart I flow as if on water Gorgeous delicious airs My heart stops as the cartwheels commence I soar My eyes close I taste the mountain This glorious creation of heaven My body is taught and ripe I give my self holy and completely To earth and snow and ice It takes me harder than my favorite lover And the mountain eats me alive