Shh I See An Emu Songtext

so this time when i see him
i will be so good
this time when i see him
i will not throw wood

here comes the moment
of truth in the emu's mind
will he run as usual
or in a circle will it wind

i run screaming towards the emu
careful to not kill it
i jump and try to catch it
then my arm, it bit

this is much pain i tell you
i wish this emu was not mean
much much much much bleeding
i think i have gangrene
now the emu runs
i throw rocks at its head
forget being nice
i may well be dead

i wish the emu had not bit me
it was a sad story you see
i am no longer an emu liker
but an emu hater, that is me

they are evil little creatures
that run very much
they are tricky nasty critters
i hate them very much