Self Indulgent Birthday Party Songtext

I've got friends all over the great Pacific Northwest,
They're all invited to my self-indulgent birthday party.
Only you know, only you know, only you know...

I wanna be a techie for my favorite indie rock band,
But I don't have the time and I hate to travel.
I don't want to let you down, don't want to let you down...

'Cuz only you know, only you know, only you know
What good music is.