Same Thing Twice Songtext

Same Thing TwiceHe's done it all a million timesThe gags, the repartee, the little crimesEvery audience is special and that goes for youHe looks into your eyes againHe never does it but he tries againThat old boy lost look could bruise you black and blueEverybody's looking for a single row so they can be aloneCos every time the lights go up, they'd rather be at homeI looked through all the wanted ads with a fine toothed combAnd all I came up with was another eveningDoing the same thing twiceThat's what I was doingAll the drinks that he's been sinkingNever ask him what he's thinkingEvery audience is unique and that goes for youDead or alive you're coming with meBecause everything's my cup of teaThat's why I've got a gold suit and some green italian shoesEverybody says they had, but we all know they didn'tIt's impossible to be a little bit pregnantGive me the whole fruit cos I'm getting just a segmentAnd all I end up with is another eveningDoing the same thing twiceWell it hurts so bad to get this stonedBy ugly looking bureaucrats with ears like headphonesReading The Sun, Sunday Sport, S.Ideal Home, Woman's OwnLooks like you're on your ownBring me on the magic spongeMy dying gasp, my final lungeIt's all over now bar the danceDo it now but don't get caughtI've been having third thoughtsThey can be so clever, only when the script demandsYou cluttered up the sky now so you can't follow any starSomeone's sitting next to you in an empty cinemaNo-one wants to end up face down in a reservoirAnd I don't wanna end up with another eveningSaying the same thing twice