Romance Romance Songtext

Romance romance, resist its advance, send it mixed messages
Romance romance, deny it a dance, the stuff that it presages

Is classed as a danger to us
All academia wants to eschew us
Glowering over their glasses
Wishing us many romantic returns
Romance (RETURN!)
Romance (RETURN!)
Romance romance

Oh Espana! Grievous and funny and fat
In my frustration I cursed your creation
Now show me the romance in that
I'm afraid of the human characteristics awarded to lands like you
By necro-romantics and closet Falangists
They don't love you the way I do...

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