Rodney Rude Friend... Songtext

Hi! The owner of this phone number is not here at the moment
My name is Rodney Rude and I'm a really funny Australian stand-up comedian, whose job is to wander around Australia doin' live concerts
I'm lookin' after this phone while my friend is out, so please leave a message
I have to go now, cos my friend will be home soon and I have to stick my cock in a soft vegetable!