Republican Party Reptile Songtext

My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he canA real party reptile for a northern manHe?s dressed like a republicaneH thinks conservativeBut he drives faster than I ever didHe?s into nuclear power and insider dealsHe has a scene with baby oil and heelsHe?s my favorite politicianWhen he comes on weirdSays I?m not fit for this office let?s get out of hereMy, my, loves his ma and apple pieWell, well, he?s the party?s favorite guyI hope you like itYou know I?m going to take good care of youI hope you like itI hope next time you bring your friends with youHe?s a drinkin?, huntin?, shootin?, fishin? son of a gunHe knows a surgeon?s gonna keep his wife youngGot industrial kickbacks in an offshore bankKnows who to stand on and he knows how to thankI hope you like itYou know I?m going to take good care of youI hope you like itI hope next time you bring your friends with youMy, my, loves his ma and apple pieWell, well, he?s the party?s favorite guyHe likes to come take me for a night with the boysHe talks about the NRA and their toysGot an automatic rifle in his pick up truckHe drives me home when he?s in no state to walkMy, my, loves his ma and apple pieWell, well, he?s the party?s favorite guyI hope you like itYou know I?m going to take good care of youI hope you like itI hope next time you bring your friends with youI hope you like itLove it, like itI hope you like itLove it, like it