Redneck Piece Of White Trash Songtext

I like to dip and I like to spit
I like talking on the phone while I'm taking a shit
I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash
If you don't like that pucker up mother fucker, you can kiss my ass

Well I like my out of date hairdo
I like picking my nose and getting tattoos
I like drinking beer and working on my car
I like to drink beer and piss in my yard

I like to burp and I like to fart
I like picking up girls when I go to WalMart
I like adjusting my nuts and scratching my ass
I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

I like to dip and I like to spit
I like talking on the phone while I' m taking a shit
I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash
If you don't like that pucker up mother fucker, you can kiss my ass
Last night I went ot bed with a buzz
I dreamed I was drinking, I woke up and I was
I' ll be a drunk redneck til the day I'm dead
I drink beer with my breakfast and before I go to bed

I like to fish and hunt when I'm drunk
I like to fuck in the back of my truck
You can call me rude and crude and crass
But I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

I like to dip and I like to spit
I like talking on the phone while I'm taking a shit
I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash
If you don't like that pucker up mother fucker, you can kiss my ass

Pucker up mother fucker
Pucker up mother fucker
Pucker up mother fucker
You can kiss my ass