Prom Nite Songtext

"Interesting mostly through the fact that it wasn't contained to just one night. You know, Bernard was like, 'What do you mean it wasn't just contained to one night?' so then naturally I had to start the story from the beginning, now... and I'll start you guys from the beginning too, okay, let's go back to the middle school days. Now, my middle school, my parents sent me to the ..."