Pro-Catastrophe Songtext

I wanna see 'em screaming
"Holy mother, sweet Jesus"
I may seem a bit morbid
But you totally can't deny
'cause when it hits I'll be laughing
And you'll just start to... cry
Young, old, and middle aged
Domesticated creatures as well
There are other ways to look at this
Than a state of living hell
As your friends, relatives, and acquaintances
Perish in catastrophe
Just think of it as the best movie
You'll ever hope to see
It's got action, violence
Few rapes in there too
Starvation-- whole nations
And it's all for me and you
It's got everything you wanted
Plus admission is free There's only one catch--
It's compulsory