Portland Songtext
All my friends are moving to Portland, Oregon
To drink from the fountain of Portland, Oregon

They're packing up their suitcases and throwing out their lease
To sit beneath the willows as they dangle in the breeze

All my friends are moving to Portland Oregon
All the best bands are from Portland, Oregon
The Beatles and the Kinks are from Portland, Oregon
I hear it has the fire minus all the smoke and ash
They say it's just like New York City without all the trash
All the best bands are from Portland, Oregon

Not me Everyone likes everyone in Portland, Oregon
Seems you can't go wrong in Portland, Oregon
Not me Everyone likes everyone in Portland, Oregon

Seems you can't go wrong in Portland, Oregon
And that's something that the folks there should be very proud of they should rename it the new city of brotherly love
'cause people get along in Portland, Oregon

Not me, Not me, Not me
All my friends are leaving for Portland Oregon
California dreaming in Portland Oregon
Could be that's where they think they should have been all along
Could be that Jack White and Loretta Lynn song
All my friends are leaving for Portland, Oregon

All my friends are moving to Portland, Oregon
All my friends are moving to Portland, Oregon
To drink from the fountain of Portland, Oregon
They're packing up their suitcases and throwing out their lease
To sit beneath the willows as they dangle in the breeze
So maybe I will meet you in Portland, Oregon

Just me