Plan B Songtext

I fell asleep with my clothes on Dropped my keys on the front lawn Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming Chorus: Giving up, it never felt so good welcome to plan B Giving up, what is the likelihood life could be so free? I?ll eat some moldy bread then I?m going back to bed I know how this day will crescendo I?ll fall asleep while I play Nintendo Up to now in my life I have failed all I?ve tried, it?s too hard I think I?ve found my calling now laying down, in the yard Don?t you cry Momma, don?t you even weep ?cause you know your son excels at sleep.