Onionwrench Songtext
What is the food that has the power to bring
the battle beast of man to its knees
make him cry like there is no tomorrow
and ignore his desperate pleas?

ONIONS
Good for you and don't taste that bad!
ONIONS
My eyes bleed, better call dad!
HEY DAD check out these onions I picked
fresh from the valley of onion trees
"Better watch out son, those things are dangerous"
and with that, he flees

ONIONS
Good for you and don't taste that bad!
ONIONS
If I was lame I'd call them rad!

If I was to fall away
I would make onions take my place
and if death was to be my fate
Onions would make it more than great
Eating onions every day
Eating onions every way
Letting onions have their say
Letting onions have their way

ONIONS
Good for you and don't taste that bad!
ONIONS
Good for you and don't taste that bad!