One Time In High School When Weezer's Pinkerton... Songtext

Oh Alaska, where have you gone?
Oh my dear Alaska, is the current strong?
I'm coming from California, I hope it won't take long.
Just about an hour from now, and I'll be going

Oh my sweet Alaska, will you set me free?
I'm looking for a chariot to ride, because I hate this beach
Do you think the waves will part for me? or will I just sink...