One Legged Man and the Three Legged Dog Songtext

seen a red and black snake he's curled upon a rock
seen a red and black snake he's just coiled upon this rock
seen a red and black snake in Yosemite Park
but i knew he wouldn't bite it was all just snakey talk

see this crazy dog he bite a porky pine
yeah this wild dog he bit porky pine
yeah why on earth you'd bite a porky pine
you've got those cloves all stuck up inside your mouth
yeah it's looking like you're having a real hard time

i've seen a big black bear he's sleeping in a tree
i've seen a big black bear yeah he's just snoozing up in a tree
i've seen a big black bear he's just catching some z's
the Alaska summer sunshine in the breeze

i saw a one legged male walk a three legged dog
i've seen the one legged male walk a three legged dog
saw the one legged male walk a three legged dog seen an old alley cat he was chomping,
with his raunching teeth of course,
on the foot of a hog