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I live in Normal, Normal IllinoisIt is the kind of place the Commies would destroyWe like it that wayWe keep it that wayWe bring our kids up rightThey stay indoors at nightWe let them watch TVTo teach them properlyI come from Normal, Normal IllinoisI can't decide if you are a woman or a boyWe like it that wayWe keep it that wayWe bring our kidsu p rightThey stay indoors at nightWe let them watch TVTo teach them properlyNothing ever happens here in NormalAnd suddenly its happening againWe bring our kids up rightThey stay indoors at nightWe let them watch TVTo teach them properlyBack home in Normal, Normal IllinoisWe keep the streets cleanWe buy the hungry toys