Nip Driver Songtext

Just got in from Tokyo
LA's the place where I'm gonna go
Down to the car shop to get some wheels
Drive down the freeway see how it feels
Oh no I almost hit a tree -
Why is everybody always honking at me?
Eyes all squinty so I can't hardly see
Oh shit just killed a family of three
Oh, no I'm a nip driver
I'm a nip driver hugging the wheel