Naughty Cristmas Ryme Songtext

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Naughty Cristmas Ryme Songtext
Twas The Night Before All Over The House

everyone felt shitty even the mouse

with mom at her corner and dad smoking grass

i settled down for a nice piece of ass

when out the window i heard a thunderous clatter
i sprang from my piece to see what was the matter

when out the window i saw a thunderous dick

i knew in a moment it must be jolly saint nick

he came out the chimney like a bat outta hell

i knew in a moment the fucker had fell

he filled our stockings with prezels and beer

and a huge dildo for my brother the queer

he sprang out the chimney with a huge ass fart

THE SON OF A BITCH BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART!!!

he swore and he cussed as he rode out of sight
piss on you all and have a hell of a night

SCREW YOU!!!!
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