Mr. Toodling Songtext

I'm doing a grind on every crack

I'll keep on blasting every snatch

Until my big clobbers get empty

From this melting resinous spunk



Killing the little man in the boat,

Stupid cow, you sing like a goat,

Your pain fits my ecstasy so well,

I wanna hear ya, sweet hussy !


My name is Firky, Firky Toodling,

Alias the mad brown-Eye-Bugger.

I'm rising from the dead to screw you all,

My rotten lobcock will stick you to the wall.