Mandy Goes To Med School Songtext

ive been feeling dull as a coat hanger pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutres where his magic johnson used to be yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing lets start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for recovering up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut tight the lights are staying out but no sweat ive got aim like a mack truck guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there guess right get the toaster but you know miss guessing gets you nowhere i've been baking cakes for the enemy i've been dying to find out the hard way ive been taking friends to the alleyway two down now but whos counting anyway? yes ill tell you everything you'll need to bring on our little surgery something you can bite on and your right hand on the gun marked "emergency" put away that hanger honey you have many other options how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin i've been getting up close and intimate some close calls but im getting into it in some states i heard you can burn for it but ill burn that bridge when i get to it it's not a bad thing to get proffesional its got a nice ring mandy goes to med school yes ill tell you everything you need to get to fix that thing take two parts water one part gin and add a dash of nitroglycerin kiss your woes goodbye say hi to bliss ters on the backsides of your thyroid cysts annihilated with one twist of my trick scissors i've been taking tips from the government no trick mirrors in my establishment fifty bucks a month ought to cover it i've been getting real good at hiding it yes i am the next best thing to falling off a third floor balcony all my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery ever since my confidence was boosted by these blank prescriptions business has been booming and i seem to have made lots of nice friends ive been baking cakes for the enemy.. he is a nice man hes got the newest tools hes got steady hands and he goes to med school.....