Lisa's Party Songtext
The retinue wore togas
Toked on opium and drank each other's wine
They nibbled peanuts
Spoke of heinous and premeditated crimes
Between the politics and the poems
Conversation stayed refined

At Lisa's party
Having a real good time
A legendary film star smashed a glass
When a man guessed at her age
The ceiling opened and revealed
The naked lady in a cage
A fireater scorched his chin and departed in a rage

From Lisa's party
Isn't it jolly fun?

An artist bit a chicken's head off
And laughed as he passed the rest around
Pieces quivered their cocktail sticks
But were swallowed without a sound
A trampolinist jumped too high came crashing to the ground

At Lisa's party
Isn't it a whizz!

Now Lisa was the perfect hostess
She planned a big surprise
She spread the cyanide in layers
Across her delicate mince pies
And told her guests: "A hint of almond makes the dullest cake seem nice."
And they all died.