Leg Room Songtext

TV Priest

von Uppers

Leg Room Songtext
Down on Leicester Square, in the rain
Where the rubbish comes in piles
And the art comes in spades
Down on Leicester Square, in the rain
The night time drifts in
Despite the luminescence
It covers a whole manner of dark things

The night time drifts in
Covers a whole manner of dark and small things
When I round the corner I turn to my very well-known comrade
And I say

There liеs a dustman, there lies thе popcorn, sir
So, there lies the director and his clapper-board clapper

My public needs its images
My public needs its confidences
And I'm in love, I'm in love
With a British film-star
You demand and I supply it

Hollywood is no longer a place
Hollywood rains acid in your face
There was a film released in Cannes last week
The sad and empty red carpet, unclaimed seats
The great brains are crossed, an untamed West
But it was three stars at best, it was three stars at best

Down on Charing Cross Road, in the rain
I realised I was in love, I was in love
With a holographic representation of a singer we all used to know very well

Well there lies the milkman, there lies the philosopher
There lies the commuter and a season ticket holder

My public needs its images
My public wants my confidences
'Cause I'm in love, I'm in love with a [?] game-changer
What does it even mean?
And I'm in love, with an animatronic dog
I'm in love with a 0% finance sofa
I'm in love with James Corden's Carpool Karaoke
I'm in love with a picture of myself