Laugh Track Songtext
Instant gratification on my favorite station
Fast food culture in a TV nation
Snake oil prophets in 30 second spots
Diverting my attention with product shots
With wine and women and song in sound bites
Buy our shit, buy into the hype
Sitcom junkies, thumb on the remote
Laugh track tells us to laugh at the joke

(chorus)
I'm the perfect kid with the perfect dog
I've got the perfect friends and a perfect mom
I say the right things at just the right time
Tune in Thursday nights at nine

Sitcom junkies, thumb on the remote
Laugh track tells us to laugh at the joke
American cliche, why bother to read?
Anything good will be the movie of the week