Last Time Songtext
Verse I
Last time I couldn't make you cum
Last time you didn't fake me out
Last time I got a little bit wasted
But this time I don't think you'll mind
Cuz I'm funny

A jew a black a paddy and a queer
Were ridin in a sea plane before it disappeared
Who goes to hell and who goes surfin
Who's gonna be a meal for the urchins now

Chorus
Its goin down It's goin down
It's goin down Its goin down

Verse III
Last time I had dinner with a racist
Last time I just fell asleep
Last time I got a little bit wasted
And dreamed of a plane crashin into the sea

If I go down in a plane I'll go to hell
But I'll leave all my shit to my friends in a will
You can have my crown vic and you could have my debt
You could have my weakness and my regrets

But sweetheart take your dumptruck memories and
Bury them in the cold cold ground
I'll come back for some dead mans lovin
You'll need to cum I'll need to throttle down

Chorus

Verse I

Yeah I'm funny Yeah I'm funny Yeah I'm funny

Verse III

Verse I

Salesmen and Racists and Football stars all hangin out at the hotel bar
Telling those jokes clearing their throats drinkin their dinner and smoking my dope
Well I will smile and I'll backslap and laugh at those jokes and gladly shake their hands