Laggard Songtext
Catastrophically Dog-Eared
Animals Don’t Wear Underwear
Could be Twins, Could be Doubles
Doppelganger is an Odd God
Total Cod Father
With a Lanyard
Dander Ball with a Laggard
Keepy-Uppys
Salted Bargain Wall
Slacks and Flippers Final Nail Clippers

Hoovering Lisping Wasps
Yaap Staam-ering Thoughts
Arse Fell Out Arseways
Say it Again
Lisping Wasps
Yaap Staam-ering Thoughts
Arse Fell Out Arseways

Ate All the Gomp Then
Leg of Fish Left

Ate All the Gomp Then
Leg of Fish Left
Sniffs and Cough-Webs

Giant Massive Parasol
In a Cage with a Window
Mister Fish in a Tye-Dye T-Shirt
Leather Jocks
Even Socks

Diet Football
Sporting a Zidane
Nesting Sea Monk
Lord Muck De-throned
Sent to the Gallows
Of the Guillot-eenager

What a Total, What a Total, What a Total
What a Total, What a Total, What a Total

WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!
WHAT A TOTAL COD!