La Moustache Formidable Songtext

Growing a moustache in your appartment. To get rid of the smell. Contains food-crumbs like hell.

Growing a moustache in your appartment. Five blocks away from the hairdresser. I must admit that you are getting fatter. And it matters to me that your calories will never exceed 500 per meal.

Growing a moustache in your appartment. In your appartment where it's damp.

I've done my best to grow a big and a soft moustache to gain some more attention and by shouting 'hey'. So people passing by would notice facial hair definitely gives me more confidence.