King Of The Table Songtext
The table will be made,
Blade,
you know it will
and you won't leave until i had my fill
of Bill
well' he's not that bad
Since 1922 he's the only food i ever had
he's lasted me 80 years
but my stomach is empty
i'm in arrears
i fears
i may die quite soon
if i fail my tune
by eating my bassoon

Whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like sandwiches with feathers in
whooooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like telephones pickled with mustard
whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like hedgehogs, breadhogs, wedgehogs
whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
Call me king of the table,
Badel

The fork is great,
mate,
you know it is
so i don't want you taking the piss
If you do you see
I will hang you from an oak tree,
down, down, down you go
down to where?
how do i know?
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You're wondering how i can sing
the symbols on the keyboard thing
I'll tell you one thing,
I'm King

I like sandwiches with feathers in
whooooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like telephones pickled with mustard
whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like hedgehogs, breadhogs, wedgehogs
whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
Call me king of the table,
Badel

Cut your face with a poultry knife
Cut your face with a coffee life
Cut the Goth with a television
Cut your scissors with Cyco vision

I like sandwiches with feathers in
whooooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like telephones pickled with mustard
whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
I like hedgehogs, breadhogs, wedgehogs
whoooooooooooooooooooo yeah
Call me king of the table,
Badel