King of Pinch and Roll Songtext

It's puckered and black
But when I stretch it out
It always springs back
Folds get dusty
The sac smells musty
I gotta wipe the sweat
It will get crusty

I'M ... THE ... KING
OF PINCH ... AND ... ROLL

To get it really clean
I must use gasoline
And then I stick a match
Into the deepest scratch
And take a razor blade
To peel the old skin back
Expose the pink skin
And rub the salt in
Wait till the pus builds up
Then grab a metal cup
I gotta squeeze the sac
Until it dries up
I got a wire brush
For the final touch
I'll just dust it off
It doesn't hurt that much

I'M ... THE ... KING
OF PINCH ... AND ... ROLL

I'M ... THE ... KING

Got a special sac
It's puckered and black
But when I stretch it out
It always springs back
The dust gets musty
The sac gets dusty
I gotta wipe the sweat
It will get crusty

I got a special sac
It's puckered and black
When I stretch it out
It always springs back
Folds get dusty
Sac smells musty
Gotta wipe the sweat
It will get crusty

I'M ... THE ... KING
OF PINCH ... AND ... ROLL

I'M ... THE ... KING