Keep The Grubs Out Songtext
I'm the head of security at this establishment, sir
And what I say goes
And I’ll have you know mate, that people with
Your disgusting haircut are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons and we cannot
Risk their safety around vermin like you
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
And what I say goes
And I’ll have you know mate, that people with
Your disgusting haircut are not welcome on these premises
We have a responsibility here for our patrons and we cannot
Risk their safety around vermin like you
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
I'm the manager at this venue, sir
M-A-N-A-G-E-R
And I've worked my arse off to ensure
That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town
And I certainly don’t need scum like you ruining that for me
We've recently changed our house policy, mate, it now states that
Anyone with a mullet is a thieving, violent, volatile thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
We appreciate your understanding, sir
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut
I'm the manager at this venue, sir
M-A-N-A-G-E-R
And I've worked my arse off to ensure
That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town
And I certainly don’t need scum like you ruining that for me
We've recently changed our house policy, mate, it now states that
Anyone with a mullet is a thieving, violent, volatile thug
We have a responsibility for our patrons here
We don't want anyone to get hurt
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
Keep the grubs out
We appreciate your understanding, sir
Feel free to come back when you get a haircut
